February 2012
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a thing I have learned tonight: the sweet innocent girls are apparently the dirtiest sexters
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the girl I had a thing with is drunk texting me
and I kind of have feels for her but not relationship feels
I just want sex
(guess my papa was right)
what do I do
FEELS
“sexual healing. you’d like that song. it’d be your national anthem.”
– my papa to me
“Your limbs
will be torn off
in a farm accident.
Tree limbs
will grow in...”
– “Your Limbs Will Be Torn Off in a Farm Accident” by Zachary Schomburg
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I have the dumbest fantasies
like last night I had a dream that I cooked someone(nobody specific) breakfast, smoked a bowl, did their hair for them, watched Maury, and then had sex and during that whole dream I was turned on
oh well, gotta accept your kinks
I am secretly a 50’s housewife
redsuspenders:
santorum’s 5-step plan for success:
ban abortion
ban contraception
ban premarital sex
ban masturbation
ban women
ok never mind I love the people
I was in thew hot tub with a ton of people at the hotel and they all gave me cigarettes and Four Loko
doing it again tomorrow night
yesssss
I have acquired many trucker hats with funny sayings and many tye dye animal shirts this week along with old lady clothes
I would live in Florida if I didn’t hate the weather and the people so much
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I like to knit when I’m naked
so if you have gotten a hat from me there’s a 99% chance at least part of it was knitted in the nude